Make of this lot what you will but keep in mind not everything is what it seems.
21st
Century Nursery Rhymes
Sing a song
of 5p,
many years ago,
Four and
twenty chicken nuggets,
baked in a
taco.
Rishi PM sat on the fence,
Rishi PM
sold out his defence,
All his
best mates disappeared from view,
leaving poor
Rishi to search jobs anew.
Keir and
Rishi went out to the country,
to see who
was the best,
Rishi got
wet and caught a chill,
Keir wore a
thick vest.
Keir and
Rachel went to sea
in a
beautiful pale blue boat,
they promised
thick honey and odd bits of money,
to keep the country afloat.
Baa, baa
blue sheep can I have your vote,
no sir, no
sir your policies are a joke,
one for the
yellow sheep, one for the red,
one for the
green sheep not yet out of bed,
Baa, baa blue
sheep can I have your vote,
no sir, no
sir politically your broke.
Hey, doddle,
slammer
the snake
and the hammer,
the reptile
soared through the hoop,
the squirrel
laughed to see such folly,
and the striker
stayed in the loop.
©David L Atkinson May 2024
God Bless
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