So the Gaza Strip is going to be Mar-a-Lago 2! Is any strip of sand next to the sea safe?
OO hands off Seaburn
Here
bonny lad, what d’yer thing yer deein’,
its
nivver red hot in Seaburn,
the watter’s
alwes freezin’,
you’ve
a better chance of windburn rather than sunburn,
it’ll
nivver mek a golf links so hands off our Seaburn.
Hang
on there marra not yours to tek,
just
cos there’s a lorra sand and sea,
disn’t
giv yer the right to mek,
changes
to where we plodged with family,
it’ll nivver
be a posh spot so hands off our Seaburn.
Hold
yer hosses yer not from rund here,
yer knaa
nowt of collectin’ coal off the beach,
or even
of where to get the best beer,
what
to dee with the sand in yer sandwich,
a word
in yer ear hands off our Seaburn.
Wee der
yer think yer are with yer flash claes and fancy tan,
yer
probably divint speak the language,
let
alone knaa wot a lass needs from her man,
so
draw your horns in, we winnit budge,
craal
back in yer hole, hands off our Seaburn.
© David L Atkinson February 2025
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